June 2012
May 2012
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Me: Watching Sherlock for the upteenth time.
Mom: Are they really 'just flat mates'?
Dad: I can taste the sexual tension between them.
So, why are the funniest people the most...
bserk:
“Humor is a common defense mechanism. Some funny people like to make themselves and others laugh because it keeps them from crying. It distracts people from the real issues and pokes fun at things to minimize the impact. Albeit temporarily.”
“I get it now. I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that...”
– John Green and David Levithan, Will Grayson (via langste)
February 2012
1 tag
Lfam girls without mia :(
Now here are the real LFAM girls! :’)
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
January 2012
